Time and Distance
I have come to the conclusion that there are two women in this world that I would drop absolutely everything for if they called me in the next minute and said, “Adam, I love you and want to be with you forever. Come be with me now.” Seriously.
One of these women is gay, so the likelihood of her calling and saying just that is slim to nihil. It COULD happen, but the whole “penis issue” would come up.
The other is oblivious to my affections. I told her once that I loved her and her response was, “Oh! I love you too! Lets get some drinks.” It then didn’t come up again…
So now I’m working on getting a new female to distract me from the two that are not likely to ever happen. In my quest the one woman that has really caught my attention is (you ready for this, ’cause its good) 1,200 miles away. Yeah. That’s what I said.
It’s not that I NEED a relationship. Hell, at the moment I don’t think I could afford one! I just really miss physical affection.
Oh well. At least I’m not lonely. I have friends around the world, friends right upstairs, and friends I know that I’ll make in the days to come. 
