Figuring out the signals

So I met a woman online.
Not unusual for this day and age. I remember when meeting someone on the “World-Wide-Web” was dangerous and creepy, and that may be what’s irking me. She’s beautiful, intelligent, talented, and very my type.
There are two major drawbacks though.
She lives 1,200 miles away.
She is 12 years younger than me.
Half of the time I don’t know what I should do. The other half realizes that there is nothing I CAN do beyond what’s happening now. Namely: We’re getting to know each other better every day. And if the opportunity arrives that we can meet in person and we hit it off, then great.
But if I meet someone soon….
I find myself occasionally hoping that just as I start dating someone here she sends me a message saying, “Adam, you’re great, but I’ve found someone. Can we still be online buddies?” I would of course be OK with this, and it would assuage any guilt I had for cheating on a woman I wasn’t actually dating…

Gotta love relationship logic.

This is the crap that runs through my head during the day.

On another note!
I worked with the girl at work that is known to be a drama-queen-OCD-twat-monster.
I thought she was nice. Truly, I think she just happens to be WAY too intense most of the time and it comes off as bitchy.
Meh, I can work with almost ANYONE!!!

Oh, and I’m still pretty. That is all.

Time and Distance

I have come to the conclusion that there are two women in this world that I would drop absolutely everything for if they called me in the next minute and said, “Adam, I love you and want to be with you forever. Come be with me now.” Seriously.

One of these women is gay, so the likelihood of her calling and saying just that is slim to nihil. It COULD happen, but the whole “penis issue” would come up.

The other is oblivious to my affections. I told her once that I loved her and her response was, “Oh! I love you too! Lets get some drinks.” It then didn’t come up again…

So now I’m working on getting a new female to distract me from the two that are not likely to ever happen. In my quest the one woman that has really caught my attention is (you ready for this, ’cause its good) 1,200 miles away. Yeah. That’s what I said.

It’s not that I NEED a relationship. Hell, at the moment I don’t think I could afford one! I just really miss physical affection.

Oh well. At least I’m not lonely. I have friends around the world, friends right upstairs, and friends I know that I’ll make in the days to come.

Booty

I am still a rump-shaker.

That is all.

(This one is for you. )

One more time ’round the ol’ Sun.

It is now two minutes after my birthday.

I don’t feel old. I feel great! That may be the cake talking, but we’ll see if I have a sugar hang-over tomorrow.

Man I love this!

I also just confessed my feelings of affection to a woman that I’ve never met in person and didn’t get rejected!

Happy Birthday to Me!

Sleep is for the those who know how.

How does this always happen? I think to myself, “I’ll go to bed at a decent time tonight.” Then you know what happens? 1am rolls out and I’m still up. I’m not even surfing on my computer. I’ll be reading “one more chapter” of my book, or be making something, or daydreaming (Instead of the ACTUAL dreaming I should be doing).

BLEAH!

On the up-side: I did complete a new necklace. Here’s to hoping it actually looks as good on a neck as it does on a table…

Damn I’m pretty.

I was informed today, by two separate and new sources, that I am handsome AND sexy.

The world is a good place.